Why is there only one monopolies commision?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Where do James Bond villains get all their minnions from? They're hardly going to advertise in the job centre.



Who on God's good earth finds Katie Price even the slightest bit attractive?



Why is Bargain Booze called bargain anymore. It isn't.



Ed Byrne....why?

Keeping him "honest", as in "that nippy winger is keeping the defender honest". Why?

Because people keep buying those papers regardless.

if you don't want Katie Price in your daily paper ... read a different one.

I would do,but then on the tele page it is telling me she is on Sky every day,

I know she has her knockers ,but we don`t need `em every day.

Why do women do that "fanning their faces with their hands" thing?



What is Fiona Bruce for?



At what stage does a has-been-and-never-was-any-good performer become a "national treasure" ?

How come water sourced from mystical wells millions of years old has a "best before" date?

I'm not sure, but winner of last year's Rear of the year, and [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-494717/Fiona-Bruce-dishes-news--fishnets-minidress.htmlthis piccy[/url apparently provide some clues

corrrrrr !









she could have me if she played her cards right .....

At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to ask for a key to the back door?

After you've taken her for a meal up the Oxo Tower.

Agreed. I'll switch the news off if I know she is reading it. What IS with the shaking head??